A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 21, 2020
“I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s for lunch. His mom was furious”

“I ate a kid’s meal at Macdonalds earlier today. His mum was furious” was posted on Facebook by Rob Savant on November 9, 2020. “I ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds this morning. His mom was furious” was posted on Twitter by Grumpy later on November 9, 2020. “I ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds for lunch. His mom was furious” was posted on Twitter by Baron Von Douche on November 10, 2020.
       
McDonald’s (a fast food restaurant chain) sells kids’ meals—usually a Happy Meal for lunch or dinner, not for breakfast. The joke here is that the speaker is eating the meal of a particular kid, and his mom was furious!
       
Similar jokes include “I had a ploughman’s lunch the other day. He wasn’t very happy,” “I had a shepherd’s pie for lunch. He was furious” and “I’ll have the chef’s salad.”/“That’s so rude. Order your own!”
                 
     
Facebook
Rob Savant
November 9, 2020 at 7:01 AM ·
I ate a kid’s meal at Macdonalds earlier today.
His mum was furious. 🙄
 
Twitter
Grumpy
@BigToe0311
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds this morning .
His mom was furious.
7:33 AM · Nov 9, 2020·Twitter for Android
     
Facebook
Garry Bates
November 9, 2020 at 7:57 AM ·
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds yesterday…. His mom was furious.
   
Facebook
Douglas Hall
November 9, 2020 at 8:04 AM ·
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds this morning .... His mom was furious.
   
Facebook
Terry Weatherford
November 9, 2020 at 9:58 AM ·
I ate a kid’s meal at Macdonalds earlier today.
His mom was furious. 🙄
 
Twitter
Spencer Key
@txfunpolice
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald‘s today. His mom was furious…
11:02 PM · Nov 9, 2020 from Olney, TX·Twitter for iPad
         
Facebook
Randall Little
November 9, 2020 at 3:46 PM ·
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds this morning . His mom was furious!
   
Twitter
Shaun
@LfcShaunjudge
I ate a kid’s meal at Macdonalds earlier today….
His mum was furious….
3:51 PM · Nov 9, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Rhonda Scharf
@RhondaScharf
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds this morning. His mom was furious.
8:30 AM · Nov 10, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.
 
Twitter
Baron Von Douche
@robwalton30
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds for lunch. His mom was furious.
12:57 PM · Nov 10, 2020·Twitter for Android
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD November 12, 2020
I ate a kids meal at McDonald’s today….
His mother was furious.
 
Twitter
Vick Ahuja
@Ahujababydaddy
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds this morning.  His mom was furious.
10:30 AM · Nov 13, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
Léanne
@LeaVille
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds this morning. His mom was furious!
2:36 AM · Nov 14, 2020·Twitter for Android

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