A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from January 30, 2019
“I called my wife and told her that I’ll pick up Fish and Chips” (joke)

A joke about “picking up fish and chips” has the food item as proper names. “I phoned my wife. ‘Do you want me to pick up fish and chips on my way home?’ I think she still regrets letting me name the twins” was posted on Twitter by Boba Phil on November 25, 2014.
   
“I phoned the wife and asked if I should pick up fish and chips on the way home. She’s not happy she let me name the kids” was posted on Twitter by Andy Berry on April 7, 2017.
   
       
Twitter
Boba Phil
@BobaPhil
I phoned my wife. “Do you want me to pick up fish and chips on my way home?”
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.
4:33 PM - 25 Nov 2014
   
Twitter
DANNY KILLINGTON
@KILLINGTONDANNY
I phoned my wife and I said ” do you want me to pick up fish and chips on my way home?
I swear she still regrets letting me name thetwins
12:02 PM - 26 Nov 2014
   
Twitter
Bally’s Boots
@BallysBoots
I phoned my wife and said “Do you want me to pick up fish and chips on my way home?” Silence. She still regrets letting me name the twins…
1:29 PM - 26 Nov 2014
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/buckfaster December 1, 2014
I rang the wife last night after work to say I’d pick up fish and chips on the way home.
I was met with a stoney silence. Something tells me that she’s beginning to regret letting me name the twins.
 
Twitter
Andy Berry
@aberry1654
@carltonkirby I phoned the wife and asked if I should pick up fish and chips on the way home. She’s not happy she let me name the kids #cgf
10:40 AM - 7 Apr 2017
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted byu/georga26 August 30, 2017
Fish and chips
I phoned my wife earlier and asked her if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on my way home from work but she just put the phone down on me.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.
 
Twitter
John Barrett
@johnbarrett2468
Replying to @Thumbernails @iamtherealmatt
My partner told me to pick up fish and chips on my way home.I really think she regrets letting me name the kids.
1:44 PM - 11 Sep 2017
   
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Just phoned the wife.
“I’m just about to finish work babe, do you want me to pick up fish and chips on my way home?”
She immediately hung up on me.
Mind you, I think she’s still bitter and probably regrets letting me name the twins.
4:30 PM - 25 Nov 2017
 
Reddit—dadjokes
r/dadjokes
•Posted byu/porichoygupto January 30, 2019
I called my wife and told her that I’ll pick up Fish and Chips on the way from work. She didn’t respond.
She is still mad about the names I gave our kids.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, January 30, 2019 • Permalink


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