A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from April 06, 2018
“I can’t see an end, I have no control… Time for a new keyboard”

“I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape - I don’t even have a home anymore. Time for a new keyboard” is a computer keyboard joke that was posted on Twitter on April 29, 2010. The joke was posted on Twitter by Best of Sickipedia on August 27, 2010, and it probably originated on the Sickipedia website.
 
       
Twitter 
john a langford
@j_a_langford
I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape - I don’t even have a home anymore. Time for a new keyboard
6:38 AM - 29 Apr 2010
   
Twitter
robchapman
@robchapman
I can’t see an end. I have no control. I don’t think there’s any escape.I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard
7:24 AM - 29 Apr 2010
 
Twitter
Jen Thrasher
@jenthrasher5
I can’t see an end. I have no control & don’t think there’s any escape - don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
11:26 AM - 29 Apr 2010
 
Google Groups: iinet.general
I can’t see an end.
D-L473
5/4/10
I can’t see an end.
I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape - I don’t even have a home anymore.
Definitely time for a new keyboard.
 
Twitter
Best of Sickipedia
@sickipediasbest
I can’t see an end.
I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape - I don’t even have a home anymore.
Time for a new keyboard.
1:15 PM - 27 Aug 2010
     
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2012
Pg. ?:
I can’t see an end.I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even havea home any more. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
 
Reddit—Jokes
I don’t know what to
submitted July 11, 2014 by darkmaster76
I can’t see an end.
I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape
I don’t even have a home anymore.
Definitely time for a new keyboard.
 
Twitter
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
@TheRealSheldonC
I can’t see an end, I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape…
Definitely time for a new keyboard.
12:35 PM - 19 Apr 2017
 
Reddit—Jokes
I can’t see an end, I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore…
submitted April 19, 2017 by madazzahatter
Definitely time for a new keyboard.
 
Reddit—Cleanjokes
I can’t see an end, I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore… (self.cleanjokes)
submitted April 7, 2018 by madazzahatterQuality “Ugh” Contributor
Definitely time for a new keyboard…

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