Many jobs have entrance exams. This joke was posted by many people on X/Twitter and Facebook on January 30, 2022:
“I didn’t get the job hypnotising chickens. I failed the hen trance exam.”
Facebook
Neil Okell
January 30, 2022 at 2:46 PM ·
I didn’t get the job hypnotising chickens. I failed the hen trance exam…......
Facebook
Steve Moran
January 30, 2022 at 2:52 PM ·
I didn’t get the job hypnotising chickens.
I failed the hen trance exam.
X/Twitter
John Collins
@HolyDalek
I didn’t get the job hypnotising chickens.
I failed the hen trance exam.
5:50 PM · Jan 30, 2022
X/Twitter
Gran Jury
@gran_jury
I didn’t get the job hypnotising chickens. I failed the hen trance exam.
6:17 PM · Jan 30, 2022
X/Twitter
Shaun
@LfcShaunjudge
Don’t hate me 😂😂😂
I didn’t get the job hypnotising chickens….
I failed the hen trance exam…
6:30 PM · Jan 30, 2022
X/Twitter
Gran Jury
@gran_jury
I didn’t get the job hypnotising chickens. I failed the hen trance exam.
5:37 PM · Jan 31, 2023
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Diecast-GaryB63 February 10, 2024
Chickens
I didn’t get the job hypnotising chickens.. I failed the hen trance exam.
X/Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
I fancied a job hypnotising chickens but unfortunately failed the hen trance exam.
7:31 AM · Mar 1, 2024
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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