A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 13, 2018
“I do ten sit-ups every morning—hitting the snooze button”

“I do ten sit-ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button” is a jocular saying by a lazy person who just wants to go back to sleep. The saying was posted on Twitter by several people on August 8, 2010. Authorship is unknown.
   
       
Twitter
Craig Caskey
@CraigCaskey
I do ten sit-ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
10:32 AM - 8 Aug 2010
 
Twitter     
Skyskape
@Skyskape
I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
10:48 AM - 8 Aug 2010
   
Twitter
Tom Tyler
@TomWTyler
RT @nessie111: I do ten sit ups every morning. It
might not sound like much, but
there are only so many times you
can hit the snooze button.
1:28 PM - 8 Aug 2010
   
Twitter
BIG_BEAR_F1
@BIG_BEAR_F1
I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
4:05 PM - 8 Aug 2010
   
Twitter
Komo
@KomoOfficial
I do ten sit ups every morning.It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button. #FreakingLoveIt
9:03 PM - 8 Aug 2010
 
Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
11:20 AM - 3 Nov 2012
 
Funny Status
I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound…
November 4, 2012 Health Status Updates
I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
       
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‎Philip Dawson‎ to Dad Jokes
October 28, 2015 ·
I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
9:33 AM - 29 Nov 2015
 
Google Books
Hilariously Lame Jokes!:
800 of the Best Worst Jokes That Get a Side-splitting Laugh!

By Harry Hilton
Berkeley, CA: Ulysses Press
2018
Pg. ?:
I do ten sit-ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
 
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
10:29 AM - 13 Jul 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Friday, July 13, 2018 • Permalink


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