“Half” is sometimes confused with “have.” A joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 20, 2022:
“I don’t like math puns. But I will make one if I half two.”
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/PlanetKi August 20, 2022
I don’t like math puns
But I will make one if I half two.
Twitter
Funny Dad Jokes
@FunnyDadJokess
I don’t like math puns
But I will make one if I half two.
#humor #dadjoke
8:28 PM · Aug 20, 2022·IFTTT
Twitter
Code Tutor
@the_alphaman_
I don’t like math puns
But I will make one if I half two.
#humour
10:00 PM · Aug 20, 2022·Twitter for villagers
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
I don’t like math puns But I will make one if I half two.
3:57 AM · Aug 21, 2022·IFTTT
LaffGaff
Math Pun Maker
September 19, 2022 by laffgaff
I don’t like math puns.
But I will make one if I half two.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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