A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 06, 2023
“I filled up my tank with petrol this morning. Now, all my goldfish are dead”

“I filled up my tank with petrol this morning. Now, all my goldfish are dead” was posted on Twitter by Tina Blake on January 20, 2012. “I filled up my tank with petrol this morning” implies the gas tank of a car. However, the next line, with “goldfish,” shows that it’s an aquarium tank. The surprise second line is called a paraprosdokian.
 
     
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Tina Blake
@Teeen71
I filled up my tank with petrol this morning. Now, all my goldfish are dead.
10:15 AM · Jan 20, 2012
   
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jake sitnik
@itsjakesitnik
I filled up my tank with gas this morning… now all my goldfish are dead =(
9:21 PM · Apr 20, 2012
   
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Vutomi bya tika
@_StopSign_
I filled up my tank with petrol this morning… now all my goldfish are dead =(
9:12 PM · Apr 21, 2012
   
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Crap Jokes
@TheCrapJoker
I’ve just finished filling my tank with petrol..
Now all my goldfish are dead.
3:19 PM · Jun 9, 2015
   
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John Collins
@HolyDalek
I filled up my tank with petrol this morning.
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Now all my goldfish are dead.
1:49 PM · Apr 20, 2018
   
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Mike Pyett
@PyettDavid
I filled my tank up with petrol this morning.
Now all my goldfish are dead.
9:45 AM · Dec 3, 2022
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Filled my tank with petrol this morning and now my goldfish are dead.
2:02 AM · May 7, 2023
 
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Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
Filled my tank with petrol this morning and now my goldfish are dead!
2:13 AM · May 7, 2023

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Saturday, May 06, 2023 • Permalink


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