A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from September 20, 2019
“I just joined the navy out of spite. I’m a petty officer!”

The position of “petty officer” has an obvious joke. “I’m going to join the Navy purely out of spite. I’m longing to become a Petty Officer” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 11, 2019.
 
         
Wikipedia: Petty officer   
A petty officer (PO) is a non-commissioned officer in many navies and is given the NATO rank denotion OR-5. In many nations, they are typically equal to a corporal or sergeant in comparison to other military branches. Often they may be superior to a seaman, generally the (or one of the) lowest ranks in a navy, and subordinate to a more senior non-commissioned officer, such as a chief petty officer.
 
Reddit—Jokes
u/Modern-Otaku May 11, 2019
I’m going to join the Navy purely out of spite
I’m longing to become a Petty Officer.
   
Twitter
Jokes OK Please
@jokesokplease
I’m going to join the Navy purely out of spite. I’m longing to become a Petty Officer. #joke
12:10 AM · May 12, 2019·Twee Love
   
Twitter
Brata George
@BrataGeorge
I’m going to join the Navy purely out of spite I’m longing to become a Petty Officer. #smile #reddit #jokes
12:13 AM · May 12, 2019·IFTTT
 
Reddit—Jokes
u/Bakedschwarzenbach July 13, 2019
I’m joining the Navy purely out of spite…
I’ll be a petty officer!
 
Reddit—3amjokes
u/Bakedschwarzenbach September 19, 2019
I just joined the navy out of spite…
I’m a petty officer!

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