A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 14, 2018
“I need an appointment.”/“How about 10 tomorrow?”/“No, I don’t need that many.”

A joke about scheduling an appointment was posted on Twitter by Marf on September 1, 2017:
   
Me: I need a doctor’s appointment
Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No I don’t need that many

     
The receptionist meant 10 o’clock, but the person heard 10 appointments.
 
     
Twitter
Marf
@MarfSalvador
Me: I need a doctor’s appointment
Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No I don’t need that many
8:42 AM - 1 Sep 2017
     
Twitter     
ad@m
@adamduplooy
Me: I need a dentist’s appointment
Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No I don’t need that many
@geordiedentist
12:20 PM - 1 Sep 2017
 
Reddit—Jokes
I called the Doctors to schedule an appointment…
submitted September 3, 2017 by CrypticKaxar
Me: I need a doctor’s appointment…
Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?...
Me: No, I don’t need that many
     
BuzzFeed
29 Jokes That Made Twitter Almost Bearable In 2017
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Posted on December 22, 2017, at 6:12 a.m.
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Marf
@MarfSalvador
Me: I need a doctor’s appointment
Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No I don’t need that many
8:42 AM - Sep 1, 2017
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Dad: I need a doctor’s appointment (self.dadjokes)
submitted January 19, 2018 by MaNafxGhala
Receptionist: Ok (checks bookings) how about 11 tomorrow?
Dad: No, I don’t need that many.
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Me: “I need a doctor’s appointment.” (self.dadjokes)
submitted May 14, 2018 by Mudpucket1969
Receptionist : “How about 10 tomorrow?”
Me: “No thanks. I don’t need that many.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Monday, May 14, 2018 • Permalink


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