If you tie up spaghetti, does it become a jump rope?
“I got bored last night, so I tied all of my spaghetti together. I ended up skipping dinner” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Steve Varty on November 16, 2010. “I tied all of my spaghetti together whilst I was drunk last night….. I Ended up skipping dinner #boomboom” was posted on Twitter by Fattus Blokus on March 16, 2012.
“I tied all of my spaghetti together whilst I was drunk last night and ended up skipping dinner” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on July 27, 2019.
Twitter
Steve Varty
@4EverSteve
I got bored last night, so I tied all of my spaghetti together. I ended up skipping dinner.
5:58 AM · Nov 16, 2010·TweetDeck
Twitter
Fattus Blokus
@FattusBlokus
I tied all of my spaghetti together whilst I was drunk last night….. I Ended up skipping dinner #boomboom
@mattforde
9:50 PM · Mar 16, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
JJ
@Joeswhorehouse
I tied all of my spaghetti together whilst I was drunk last night.
Ended up skipping dinner.
2:47 PM · Mar 19, 2013·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Scrumpix Images
@scrumpix
@callyhocknell I tied all of my spaghetti together whilst I was drunk last night. I ended up skipping dinner #rubbishjoketuesday
3:04 AM · Jan 21, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Vinyl Elite Records
@Tom_Immins
I tied all of my spaghetti together whilst I was drunk last night.
Ended up skipping dinner.
7:46 AM · Jan 31, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Gordon Wilson
@WilsonOckbrook
I tied all of my spaghetti together when I got back from the pub last night. Ended up skipping dinner.
9:42 AM · Feb 22, 2017·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod July 27, 2019
I tied all of my spaghetti together whilst I was drunk last night and ended up skipping dinner.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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