A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from April 13, 2023
“I was the best man for my brother’s wedding in Paris…” (French toast joke)

The word “toast” can be misunderstood. “If you have a wedding in Paris, does the best man give a French toast?” was posted on Twitter by Alex Sanchez on January 15, 2012.
 
This joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 23, 2023:
       
“I was the best man for my brother’s wedding in Paris. At the reception, I raised my Champagne glass and said ‘Eggs, Cinnamon, Bread, and Maple Syrup.’ It was a French Toast.”
     
       
Wikipedia: French toast
French toast is a dish of sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs and often milk or cream, then pan fried. Alternative names and variants include “eggy bread”, “Bombay toast”, “gypsy toast”, and “poor knights” (of Windsor).
   
Twitter
Alex Sanchez
@Ninja_Gwarrior
If you have a wedding in Paris, does the best man give a French toast? O_o #lifesmysteries
10:13 AM · Jan 15, 2012
       
Twitter   
TяаvisтУ
@yungTravisty
#RapLikeLilWayne Crash a wedding in Paris, Makin French Toast
5:49 PM · Sep 2, 2013
 
Twitter
Daniel Durrant
@DanielDurrant22
@Nwaicberg gave a speech at a wedding in Paris, call that French toast
12:50 PM · Jan 9, 2014
 
Twitter
dan
@damflynn
writing a skit about a wedding in Paris just so I can include the line, “I’ve heard of French toast, but this is ridiculous”
4:02 PM · Feb 23, 2018
 
Twitter
Michael D Harrington
@mdharrington_
I want to go to a wedding in paris and insult the groom publicly.
Because I make a mean French toast.
9:58 AM · Dec 28, 2018
   
Twitter
“jake” ⌛️
@killerjake602
A mf like me would plan a Paris wedding just to play “French Toast” as we walk in.
12:02 AM · Oct 20, 2022
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/andersonfmly March 23, 2023
I was the best man for my brother’s wedding in Paris. At the reception, I raised my Champagne glass and said “Eggs, Cinnamon, Bread, and Maple Syrup.”
It was a French Toast.
 
Twitter
PUNS
@ThePunnyWorld
I was the best man for my brother’s wedding in Paris. At the reception, I raised my Champagne glass and said “Eggs, Cinnamon, Bread, and Maple Syrup.”
It was a French Toast
10:50 PM · Mar 26, 2023
     
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I was the best man for my friend’s wedding in Paris.
At the reception, I raised my glass and said, “Eggs, Cinnamon, Bread, Maple Syrup!”
Everybody looked at me like I was a weirdo.
I said, “C’mon, people! A French Toast?”
5:55 PM · Mar 29, 2023
 
LaffGaff
Best Man
March 30, 2023 by laffgaff
I was the best man for my brother’s wedding in Paris. At the reception, I raised my champagne glass and said “Eggs, cinnamon, bread, and maple syrup.”
 
It was a French toast.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, April 13, 2023 • Permalink


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