An “orchestrated attack” is not necessarily an attack by an orchestra, but there are jokes.
   
“I was walking down the road and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano. I think it’s an orchestrated attack” was posted on X/Twitter by John Collins on July 7, 2022. “I got hit by a violin a clarinet and a French horn today I guess you could say it was an orchestrated attack” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 18, 2023. Other instruments have been used in the joke.
 
       
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John Collins
@HolyDalek
I was walking down the road and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano.
I think it’s an orchestrated attack
5:23 PM · Jul 7, 2022
   
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mariana Z
@mariana057
I was walking down the road and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano.
I think it’s an orchestrated attack.
10:21 PM · Sep 6, 2022
     
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Bruce Reale
@BruceReale
While walking down the road, I was hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a trumpet.
I’m sure it was an orchestrated attack…
9:58 AM · Sep 13, 2022
   
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ian stuart
@iannorway
Good morning Tony, hope you’re well. I was walking down the road yesterday and first got hit by a violin, trumpet, then a clarinet and then a piano.
I think it was an orchestrated attack.
12:58 AM · Sep 24, 2022
   
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Kevin
@forensictoxguy
So I was walking down the road the other day and got hit by a violin, then a clarinet, then a trombone, and finally a French horn.
I think it was an orchestrated attack.
2:21 PM · Nov 30, 2022
 
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RN
@upminster13
I was walking down the road this morning and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano.
I think it was an orchestrated attack.
6:05 PM · Mar 24, 2023
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Phippsy771 June 18, 2023
I got hit by a violin a clarinet and a French horn today
I guess you could say it was an orchestrated attack
     
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Sir William Gould of East Yorkshire #FBPE
@gouldie7
#AldiDads
I was walking down the road and got hit by a violin, then a clarinet, then a flute and then a drum.
It was an orchestrated attack…
11:49 AM · Jun 18, 2023
 
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alb2655
21 jun 2023
was walking down the street this morning and I was hit by a violin. Then a clarinet, and then a French horn. I THINK IT Was an ORCHESTRATED aTTACK…
 
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RandomGuy2506
25 jun 2023
I was walking down the street this morning and I was hit by a violin. Then clarinet, and then a French horn. THINK IT Was an ORCHESTRATED aTTack…
     
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@sageofstones
I was walking down the street this morning and I was hit by a Violin, then a Clarinet and then out of nowhere, a French Horn.
I reported it to police who said that unfortunately, these types of orchestrated attacks have been crescendoing recently.
5:29 PM · Jul 18, 2023
 
LaffGaff
Musical Instruments
July 29, 2023 by laffgaff
I was walking down the road this morning and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano.
I think it was an orchestrated attack.