A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 09, 2024
“I went for a job at a suntan lotion factory. I didn’t get it, but I’m going to reapply”

“I applied for a job at a sunscreen factory. Unfortunately, I didn’t get it. No worries. I’m going to re-apply” is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Kim Harman on September 25, 2013. “applied a few weeks ago for a job at a sunscreen factory. didn’t get it. guess i’ll reapply” was posted on X/Twitter by Manny on June 23, 2019. “What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sunscreen factory? Reapply!” was posted on X/Twitter by The Farmerr on August 5, 2020.
   
“I went for a job at a suntan lotion factory yesterday. I didn’t get it. But I’m going to reapply” was posted on X/Twitter by Nic on July 20, 2022. “I went for a job at a suntan lotion factory.  I didn’t get it but they told me to reapply in 2 hours” was posted on X/Twitter by XBrradTC on March 12, 2023.
 
“If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily” is a similar joke.
     
   
X/Twitter 
Kim Harman
@trixieedgewood
I applied for a job at a sunscreen factory. Unfortunately, I didn’t get it. No worries. I’m going to re-apply.
1:03 AM · Sep 25, 2013
     
X/Twitter
Manny
@rv_manny
applied a few weeks ago for a job at a sunscreen factory. didn’t get it. guess i’ll reapply.
11:10 AM · Jun 23, 2019
   
X/Twitter
The Farmer
@Jbug33
What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sunscreen factory?
Reapply!
10:57 PM · Aug 5, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Social Moi 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍲🍹🤭🤣
@Social_Moi
What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sun screen factory?
Reapply!
2:07 PM · Aug 21, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Maria Anthony 💙
@Imnotquiet
My daughter told me this joke: I went for a job at a sunscreen company. I didn’t get it, but I’m going to re-apply. 😂😂
7:59 AM · Oct 14, 2020
   
X/Twitter
Peter Tork Tribute
@TorkTweet
#SundaySillies! Enjoy!! ❤ ~ptfb team
(...)
Q: What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sunscreen factory?
A:  Re-apply!
4:31 PM · Aug 8, 2021
   
X/Twitter
Dr. Dave Stukus
@AllergyKidsDoc
Really Bad Joke of the Week: What should people do if they get rejected for a job at a sunscreen company?
Reapply.
4:00 PM · Jun 17, 2022
     
X/Twitter
Tom Verni
@TomVerni
What do you do if you get rejected for a job at a sunscreen company?
Reapply.
#lol #dadjokes #comedy
@ComedyCellarNYC @ComedyCentral @wolfblitzer @coppertone @ColinJost @nbcsnl
#Summer #SummerVibes #tuesdayvibe #TuesdayMotivaton
@jimmykimmel
12:11 PM · Jul 5, 2022
 
X/Twitter
Nic
@tismenic70
I went for a job at a suntan lotion factory yesterday
I didn’t get it..
But I’m going to reapply..
#heatwave #wednesdaywit
2:52 AM · Jul 20, 2022
 
X/Twitter
BarbByrum
@BarbByrum
What do you do if you get rejected for a job at a sunscreen company?
Reapply.
#JokeThenVote
6:05 AM · Jul 21, 2022
       
X/Twitter
Penny Woods
@Pudsk
What do you do if you get turned down for a job at a sunscreen company? Reapply. (Courtesy of
@WickedUncle)
5:20 PM · Jul 25, 2022
 
X/Twitter
BillyBrown 🎸🎤
@BillyBrownSongs
Today I went for a job at a sun lotion factory.
I didn’t get it, but I’m going to reapply
3:06 AM · Oct 17, 2022
   
X/Twitter
XBradTC
@xbradtc
I went for a job at a suntan lotion factory.  I didn’t get it but they told me to reapply in 2 hours.
3:35 PM · Mar 12, 2023
   
X/Twitter
Smartpress
@smartpress
In honor of Father’s Day yesterday, we couldn’t help ourselves: What do you do if you get rejected for a job at a sunscreen company? Reapply.
#CreateBrilliantPrint #DadJokes
1:00 PM · Jun 19, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Nic
@tismenic70
I went for a job at a suntan lotion factory
I didn’t get it..
But I’m going to reapply..
#wednesdaywit
8:05 AM · Feb 7, 2024

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