“If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. New York-born comedian Demetri Martin said on the comedy special Person (2007):
“If you can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you’re fat.”
Wikipedia: Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martin (born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin.
IMDb (The Internet Movie Database)
Demetri Martin. Person. (2007 TV Special)
Quotes
Demetri Martin: If you can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you’re fat.
Nutrition Nibbles
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
“Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.”
(...)
“If you can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you’re fat.”
Google Books
The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said
Selected and compiled by Robert Byrne
New York, NY: Touchstone
2012
Pg. ?:
993
If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, you’re fat. —Demetri Martin
man-eating-chicken
“If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!”
Demetri Martin
funny lol demetri martin
Dec 14th, 2015
Twitter
Jared Volle
@CreativeStandUp
“If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!” - Demetri Martin
11:15 AM - 10 Aug 2016
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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