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Entry from January 21, 2012
“If you have a message, call Western Union” (theatre adage)

Playwrights and screenwriters are often cautioned against sending a political message in their dramatic scripts; the public wants entertainment, not a lecture. “Not one of those ‘message-movies,’ but a drama of girlish trust and wifely disillusionment” was printed in February 1921 newspaper advertisements for the film The Truth About Husbands.
Movie producer Samuel Goldwyn (1904-1961) has been credited with “From Western Union you get messages. From me you get pictures” in 1940 and “Just write me the comedy. Messages are for Western Union” in 1943. The playwright Moss Hart (1904-1961) was credited in 1953 with saying, “If you’ve got a message, call Western Union.” Western Union used to deliver telegram messages, and the saying is also often given as “If you have a message, send a telegram.”
Although the saying is dated—the last Western Union telegram was sent in 2006—the meaning remains the same and the saying is still used. New message technology (such as email and Twitter) is sometimes substituted, while others prefer to use “Western Union telegram” to indicate that this is a classic piece of Broadway and Hollywood advice.
[This entry was prepared with the assistance of the Quote Investigator and Bill Mullins of the American Dialect Society listserv.]
Wikipedia: Samuel Goldwyn
Samuel Goldwyn (c. July 1879 – January 31, 1974) was an American film producer, and founding contributor executive of several motion picture studios.
Wikipedia: Moss Hart
Moss Hart (October 24, 1904 – December 20, 1961) was an American playwright and theatre director, best known for his interpretations of musical theater on Broadway.
23 February 1921, Topeka (KS) Daily Capital, pg. 9, col. 2 ad:
Not one of those “message-movies,” but a drama of girlish trust and wifely disillusionment.
27 July 1940, Pittsburgh (PA) Press, pg. 17, col. 3:
One Girl Chorus—
If Goldwyn Has a Message
He’ll Keep It On a Telegram

IN A DISCUSSION of Paul Muni’s divorce from Warner’s, and his desertion of a contract that still had seven pictures to go at $175,000 a picture because he prefers a role with social significance to a gangster part, someone recalled a little seance with Samuel Goldwyn.
The gentleman who told the story was writing a pleasant little gangster picture at the time for Goldwyn, and was having trouble with his collaborator. The collaborator insisted that social significance must be brought into the thing.
Finally in Goldwyn’s office, the second writer outlined his idea. “Mr. Goldwyn,” he said, “this is a wonderful opportunity to point out labor’s battle against capitalism. You have a chance here to bring a great message to the people.”
Goldwyn looked at him. “Message, messages,” he said. “From Western Union you get messages. From me you get pictures.”
17 April 1943, Dallas (TX) Morning News, “Heard in New York: Samuel Goldwyn Gets a Message” by Leonard Lyons, sec. 2, pg. 4, col. 6:
NEW YORK, April 16.—Sam Goldwyn, who is seeking a new film story for Bob Hope, received a phone call from a Hollywood writer. “I have a wonderful comedy story,” the writer excitedly told him. “It’s ideal for Hope. It’s a great comedy.”...“Fine, fine,” Goldwyn said….“Not only is it a great comedy,” the writer continued, “but also, it has a message.”...A message?” Goldwyn repeated. “Just write me the comedy. Messages are for Western Union.”
(The Leonard Lyons column originally appeared in the New York Post, April 13, 1943, pg. 26, col. 4—ed.)
2 December 1943, Pittsburgh (PA) Press, “I Dare Say” by Florence Fisher Parry, pg. 2, col. 1:
I agree with Samuel Goldwyn. Messages are for Western Union, and not for plays or the movies.
18 July 1944, The Evening Star (Washington, DC), “Message Seeps Through Script” by the Associated Press, pg. A-12, col. 6:
An irate producer, seeking to turn off the enthusiasm of a starry-eyed writer eager to save the world through films, once said, “If you’ve got a message, call Western Union!” Yet films which say something are popular—when they are made with an eye to entertainment values as well.
Google Books
Public-School Publicity:
A practical guide for teachers and administrators

By Gunnar Horn
New York, NY: Inor Pub. Co.
Pg. 78:
Indeed, editors might well state their stand with the words Sam Goldwyn is said to have employed when some hopeful dramatist offered him a play with a “message.” “Messages,” said Sam, “is for Western Union.”
25 November 1953, Cleveland (OH) Plain Dealer, “Too Much Talk From Reporters” by Walker S. Buel, pg. 8, col. 3:
Recently we (Wall Street Journal editorial—ed.) read a remark attributed to Moss Hart, the playwright. It was in the form of advice to those who would like to see their plays on the Broadway boards. Mr. Hart said: ‘If you’ve got a message, call Western Union.’ We think this is good advice for some of the gentlemen of the Washington press corps, too.”
Google Books
The Genius of American Politics
By Daniel J. Boorstin
Chicago, IL: University of Chicago Press
1953, 1962 printing.
Pg. 150:
The reaction of some cynical spirits is exemplified in the comment of Sam Goldwyn of Hollywood on the script of a movie which ended with a familiar exhortation to high ideals: “If you wanna send a message, use Western Union.”
Google Books
Chain of Circumstances;
A murder play in three acts

By Conrad Sutton Smith
New York, NY: Dramatists Play Service
Pg. 29:
ROBIN. Oh, it doesn’t “say” anything, I’m afraid. You young fellows always have so much to “say.” But I’m a relic of another theatrical era. I follow George S. Kaufman’s old advice “If you have a message — call Western Union “
Google News Archive
26 September 1964, The Press-Courier (Oxnard, CA), “The Secret Life of Cara Williams” by Isobel Ashe, weekly magazine, pg. 8, col. 1:
It’s not that Cara’s carrying a message; she’d be one of the first to steal the legendary line from a movie producer, “If you want to send a message, call Western Union.” But she is serious on the subject of wives working.
Google Books
The Theatrical Response
By Kenneth M. Cameron and Theodore J. C. Hoffman
London: Macmillan
Pg. 19:
In the modern sense, however, communication refers to a great deal more than the mechanical transmission of verbal messages; and in the theater, wiseacres advise, “If you’ve got a message, send a telegram.”
Google Books
Under 30:
Fiction, poetry and criticism of the new American writers

Edited by Charles Hamilton Newman and Bill Henkin
Bloomington, IN: Indiana University Press
Pg. 109:
A famous movie mogul once said: “If you have a message, send a telegram.”
Google Books
Some Enchanted Evenings;
The story of Rodgers and Hammerstein

By Deems Taylor
Publisher: Westport, Conn., Greenwood Press
1972, ©1953
Pg. 232:
Moss Hart is credited with giving the following advice to budding playwrights: “If you have a message, call Western Union.”
Google Books
The Yale Book of Quotations
Edited by Fred R. Shapiro
New Haven, CT: Yale University Press
Pg. 343:
Moss Hart
U.S. playwright, 1904-1961
“If you have a message, call Western Union.”
Quoted in Van Wert (Ohio) Times Bulletin, 26 Aug. 1954. Usually attributed to Samuel Goldwyn, but this citation is considerably earlier than any source crediting Goldwyn.

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