A joke about work was posted on X/Twitter by @dad_hard on February 15, 2023:
     
“I’m not super useful until I’ve had coffee, then I get jittery followed by a caffeine crash. At 11 I’m too hungry to think then I get post-lunch sleepies. By afternoon my brain is fried but for 25 minutes each day - I’m the best employee here and they’re lucky to have me.”
   
 
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@dad_hard
@kunkelcomedy
I’m not super useful until I’ve had coffee, then I get jittery followed by a caffeine crash. At 11 I’m too hungry to think then I get post-lunch sleepies. By afternoon my brain is fried but for 25 minutes each day - I’m the best employee here and they’re lucky to have me.
8:18 PM · Feb 15, 2023
   
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gamy_bitcheswhomeme
2 mar 2023
I get it @dad_hard
@dad hard I’m not super useful until I’ve had coffee, then I get jittery followed by a caffeine crash. At 11 I’m too hungry to think then I get post-lunch sleepies. By afternoon my brain is fried but for 25 minutes each day - I’m the best employee here and they’re lucky to have me.
 
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iLux
9 mar 2023
@dad hard I’m not super useful until I’ve had coffee, then I get jittery followed by a caffeine crash. At 11 I’m too hungry to think then I get post-lunch sleepies. By afternoon my brain is fried but for 25 minutes each day - I’m the best employee here and they’re lucky to have me.
 
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Swathika
@swathikasarah
“I’m not super useful until I’ve had coffee, then I get jittery followed by a caffeine crash. At 11 I’m too hungry to think then I get post- lunch sleepies. By afternoon my brain is fried but for 25 minutes each day.”
12:24 AM · Jul 13, 2023
 
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Agreeable Greg
@AgreeableGreg
I’m not super useful until I’ve had coffee, then I get jittery followed by a caffeine crash. At 11 I’m too hungry to think then I get post-lunch sleepies. By afternoon my brain is fried but for 25 minutes each day -I’m the best employee here and they’re lucky to have me.
6:10 PM · Sep 7, 2023
 
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ayekah💜
@ayekah_shayo
i’m not super useful until i’ve had coffee, at 11 i’m too hungry to think, then i get post-lunch sleepies. by afternoon my brain is fried but for 25 minutes each day i’m the best employee here and they’re lucky to have me.
5:21 AM · Oct 25, 2023
 
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I’m not super useful until I’ve had
coffee, then I get jittery followed by a
caffeine crash. At 11 I’m too hungry to
think then I get post- lunch sleepies. By
afternoon my brain is fried but for 25
minutes each day - I’m the best
employee here and they’re lucky to have
me.