A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from September 23, 2022
“Instead of a condom, I carry a towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding chicken wings…”

“Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid” (or “Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings more often than sex” is a saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“Instead of a condom I carry a moist towelette in my wallet… At my age I run into chicken wings more often than I do sex” was posted on Twitter by nikk on September 23, 2015. “Instead of a condom i keep a moist towelette in my wallet because i run into chicken wings alot more often than sex” was posted on Twitter by Tanjiro on March 7, 2016. “Instead of a condom I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings a lot more often than sex” was posted on America’s Best Pics & Videos on June 24, 2020. Authorship of the saying is uncertain.
 
“Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Warren Methot on August 28, 2022.
   
       
Twitter 
nikk
@nikkgardiner
Instead of a condom I carry a moist towelette in my wallet… At my age I run into chicken wings more often than I do sex
GJ
6:16 PM · Sep 23, 2015·Facebook
   
Twitter
ORPHANED_ᗩᑎᑎIᗴ
@Orphaned_Annie
Instead of a condom .. I keep moist towelettes in my purse.
I run into Chicken Wings faster than I ever find someone to fuck me.
8:50 PM · Jan 20, 2016 from Upper Arlington, OH·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Tanjiro
@TobbyStrange
Instead of a condom i keep a moist towelette in my wallet because i run into chicken wings alot more often than sex.
4:50 PM · Mar 7, 2016·Twitter for Android
     
Facebook
Richard Kortcamp
August 4, 2018 · Lake Forest, CA ·
Instead of a condom, I keep a moist towelette in my wallet because I run into buffalo wings a lot more often than sex….
— at Buffalo Wild Wings (Lake Forest, CA).
 
Twitter
Waterdisport
@WatrDi
Instead of a condom I keep a moist toilette in my wallet.
I run into chicken wings a lot more often.
9:59 AM · May 30, 2019·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Medicated Medic ®
@Housemedic180
Instead of condoms I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings a lot more often than sex
1:36 PM · Oct 21, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Russ
@rapidcitynurse
Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings more often than sex.
11:17 PM · Oct 24, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Kory Glover
@Discover_Glover
Instead of a condom, I always carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings a lot more than offers of sex.
5:59 PM · Oct 25, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
public enemy #2 ©️
@UtahKowboi
I keep a moist towelette in my wallet instead of a condom because I run into chicken wings a whole lot more than I do sex…...
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N O R T È 🎭❄️
@sketel_
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Nov 28, 2019
Boomboclaat!!!!!
Show this thread
10:08 PM · Dec 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes     
Posted by u/b00ty_water April 20, 2020
I started carrying a moist towelette in my wallet instead of a condom.
I run into chicken wings more often that I do sex.
 
America’s Best Pics & Videos
Finnleik_2020
24 jun 2020
Instead of a condom I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings a lot more often than sex.
 
America’s Best Pics & Videos
Vveronica
3 feb 2021
Instead of a condom carry a moist towelette in my wallet. run into chicken wings more often than sex.
 
Facebook
Warren Methot
August 28, 2022 at 11:08 PM ·
Gotta keep it honest
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Instead of a
condom, I carry a
moist towelette in’
my wallet.
The odds of me
finding delicious
chicken wings are
far greater than
my chances of
getting laid.
 
Twitter
F◼️U ◼️N◼️
@FNULNU26403571
Im at that age in life where i carry moist towelette in my wallet instead of a condom. The odds of me delicious chicken wings are far greater than me getting laid. Yes. I said MOIST ヅ LOL
6:17 PM · Aug 30, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Alison Nicolson-Rae
@Nicolsonraea
Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my purse because the odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid…
7:54 AM · Aug 31, 2022·Twitter for Android
   
iFunny
MacksDad2018
September 5, 2022
Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid.
 
Facebook
Stubborn Ann
September 6, 2022 at 10:13 PM ·
Instead of a condom, I Carry moist towelette in my bag.
The odds of me finding chicken 🐔 wings are far greater chances of
getting laid.
 
Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
September 22, 2022 at 3:00 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
INSTEAD OF A CONDOM, I
CARRY A MOIST TOWELETTE
IN MY WALLET. THE ODDS OF
ME FINDING CHICKEN WINGS
ARE FAR GREATER THAN MY
CHANCES OF GETTING LAID.

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