A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 06, 2018
“Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your résumé? Me: I fell asleep on the space key.”

An employment interview joke was posted on Twitter by Ian Sausage on August 10, 2015:
   
[Job interview]
“Can you explain this gap in your résumé?”
Me: “I fell asleep on the space key.”

 
       
Twitter 
Ian Sausage
@stephenjmolloy
[Job interview]
“Can you explain this gap in your résumé?”
Me: “I fell asleep on the space key.”
5:01 PM - 10 Aug 2015
       
Twitter
द ~ टेण्सण™
@I_tensoN
@jhyaulagyo @i_sangat   HR: [Job interview]
“Can you explain this gap in your résumé?”
Me: “I fell asleep on the space key.”
#freelancers
2:00 AM - 12 Aug 2015
 
Twitter
Bad Dad Jokes
@baddadjokes
[Job interview]
“Can you explain this gap in your résumé?”
Me: “I fell asleep on the space key.”
#dadjokes #jokeoftheday
12:19 AM - 16 Jan 2017
 
Newcastle (Australia) Herald
MAY 8 2017 - 5:30PM
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Joke of the Day
Meanwhile, at a job interview.
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Interviewee: I fell asleep on the space key.
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
“Can you explain this gap in your résumé?” (self.dadjokes)
submitted February 8, 2018 by Bexley_Agustin
Me: “I fell asleep on the space key.”
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
[During Job interview] “Can you explain this gap in your résumé?” Me: “I fell asleep on the space key.” (self.dadjokes)
submitted March 27, 2018 by PM_ME_UR_F_SMILES
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? self.3amjokes
Submitted May 6, 2018 by porichoygupto
Me: I probably fell asleep on the Space Key.

Posted by Barry Popik
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