A clock joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 5, 2019:
“Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we’ll know when the time comes.”
The joke was also posted on Reddit—Oneliners on January 5, 2019, and on Reddit—3amjokes on October 5, 2019.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/thewargingned January 5, 2019
Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks?
I guess we’ll know when the time comes.
Twitter
W
@WWarped
Is the world ready for amazing ejaculating clocks?
I guess we’ll know when the time comes.
1:55 PM · Jan 4, 2019·Twitter Web Client (Posted after the Reddit—Jokes entry above.—ed.)
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we’ll know when the time comes.
3:53 PM · Jan 4, 2019·Twitter Web Client (Posted after the Reddit—Jokes entry above.—ed.)
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/madazzahatter January 5, 2019
I was wondering if the world was ready for ejaculating clocks, then I thought, I guess we’ll know when the time comes.
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod October 5, 2019
Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks?
I guess we’ll know when the time comes…
Twitter
Steve
@Stevie___C
Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks?
I guess we’ll know when the time comes.
2:45 PM · Oct 5, 2019·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/madazzahatter April 27, 2020
Not sure if the world is ready for ejaculating clocks but I guess we’ll know when the time comes.
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