A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from April 02, 2020
“It happened! I finally got laid…... Off”

“Getting laid” and “getting laid off” are different things, but there are jokes.
 
“Hey guys I finally got laid…, ...off” was posted on Twitter by Horse Head Huffer on May 30, 2011. “Hell ya I finally got laid….. Off today” was posted on Twitter by мegan ѕмιтн✌ on July 12, 2013.
 
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many layoffs. “I finally got laid…. off from work for 3 months…” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 23, 2020. “It happened! I finally got laid…... Off” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on April 1, 2020.
 
   
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
   
Twitter   
Horse Head Huffer
@horseheadhuffer
“Hey guys I finally got laid…, ...off” - DIY LOL http://goo.gl/fb/p6chu #meme
3:01 AM · May 30, 2011·Google
         
Twitter   
мegan ѕмιтн✌
@Megsmith164
Hell ya I finally got laid….. Off today. #cool
6:20 PM · Jul 12, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
D E N I M
@DenimFradette
I finally got laid…...........off at work Raising hands
9:37 PM · Jan 14, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—ForeverAlone
Posted byu/[deleted] March 2, 2017
Guys- I finally got laid
-off.
From work.
Nah just kidding- but I always wanted to make that joke.
 
Twitter
Pika
@Nathan_Fitz_
Y’all I finally got LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Off from my job
10:11 PM · Oct 28, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Blaque Rob
@thedoyounetwork
Replying to @aimes_sweethrt
I finally got laid . . . . . Off
6:53 PM · Jan 31, 2020·Twitter for Android
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/spicey_mouseturds March 23, 2020
I finally got laid….
...off from work for 3 months…
 
Twitter
Eddie Octopus
@Darkrai_10
I finally got laid…off LMAO FUCK MY BOSS YOU FUCKED UP
3:36 PM · Mar 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/jyrinx April 1, 2020
It happened! I finally got laid…
Off.
   
Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
It happened! I finally got laid…... Off.
3:57 AM · Apr 1, 2020·IFTTT

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