“I’ve just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my blanket is stolen I’m not covered”

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Entry from February 26, 2024

“I’ve just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my blanket is stolen I’m not covered”

A “blanket” insurance policy provides complete coverage—or doesn’t it?

“I’ve just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night, l’m not covered” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 6, 2023. “So I just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night, I won’t be covered” was posted on X/Twitter by Ultimate Dad Jokes on February 25, 2024.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/hikeronfire February 6, 2023
I’ve just checked my home insurance policy
and apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night, l’m not covered.

X/Twitter
Masao
@Gesonso1
I’ve just checked my home insurance policy, and apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night, l’m not covered.
6:29 AM · Feb 6, 2023
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X/Twitter
Nigel
@N_of_Leigh
I’ve just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night, I’m not covered.
I thought I had a blanket policy that covered everything
7:39 AM · Nov 19, 2023

X/Twitter
Ultimate Dad Jokes
@MediocreJoker85
So I just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night, I won’t be covered.
7:30 PM · Feb 25, 2024

X/Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
So I just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night, I won’t be covered.
7:47 AM · Feb 26, 2024

LaffGaff
Home Insurance Coverage
February 27, 2024 by LaffGaff
So I just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night, I won’t be covered.

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