A couch joke was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on June 11, 2019:
“I just lost 20% of my couch. Ouch.”
“Couch” is a five-letter word, and the letter “C” is 20% of the word.
“My friend helped me move and dropped 20% of my couch on his foot. Ouch” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 16, 2019.
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/TommehBoi June 11, 2019
I just lost 20% of my couch.
Ouch.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/stickyfingerszippers June 11, 2019
I just lost 20% of my couch
Ouch
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I just lost 20% of my couch.
Ouch.
1:51 PM - 11 Jun 2019
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/janeybabygoboom June 23, 2019
I¨ve lost 20% of my couch
ouch
Edit: https://www.reddit.com/user/TommehBoi has just told me he posted this somewhere a couple of weeks ago. Sorry TommehBoi, I didn´t know! (please don´t take away my silver though)
COMMENTS
cainey
That’s the funniest couch joke I’ve seen sofa
Facebook
LaffGaff Jokes
July 6 at 12:11 PM ·
I just lost 20% of my couch.
Ouch.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/KPWhiteRhino July 16, 2019
My friend helped me move and dropped 20% of my couch on his foot
Ouch
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