A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 12, 2023
“My wife asked why I carry a gun around the house. I told her: fear of CIA. She laughed…”

A joke about home surveillance was posted on Twitter by Ron Futrell on March 7, 2017, and received over 23,700 likes:
     
“My wife asked why I carried a gun around the house. I told her:fear of CIA. She Laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo Laughed. I shot the Echo.”
   
“My girlfriend asked why I carry a gun around the house? I looked her dead in the eye and said, ‘the motherfucking decepticons’. She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time” and “My wife asked why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed” are similar jokes.
   
       
Wikipedia: Amazon Echo
Amazon Echo, often shortened to Echo, is an American brand of smart speakers developed by Amazon. Echo devices connect to the voice-controlled intelligent personal assistant service Alexa, which will respond when a user says “Alexa”. Users may change this wake word to “Amazon”, “Echo”, “Computer”, as well as some other options.
 
Twitter
Ron Futrell
@RonFutrell
My wife asked why I carried a gun around the house. I told her:fear of CIA. She Laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo Laughed. I shot the Echo
6:44 PM · Mar 7, 2017
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/seriouslydudewat March 9, 2017
My wife asked why I carried a gun around the house. I told her : Fear of CIA.
She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon echo laughed.
I shot the echo.
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/slimdog March 10, 2017
My wife asked me why I carried a gun around the house
I told her; fear of the CIA. She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Echo.
 
Twitter
Ron Futrell
@RonFutrell
My wife asked why I carry a gun around the house. I told her: fear of CIA. She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Echo.
1:14 AM · Jun 27, 2017
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/CaptainMopsy January 13, 2018
I started carrying my pistol around the house
My roommate asked “Why are you walking around with your gun?” I leaned in and whispered “Because the government is spying on me.” My roommate laughed. I laughed. The Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Echo.
 
Twitter
Ron Futrell
@RonFutrell
My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house, I told her fear of the CIA. She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Echo
2:16 PM · Mar 7, 2018
       
iFunny
BadzWorld
6 nov 2019
“My wife asked why I carry a gun around the house. I told her: fear of the CIA. She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon echo laughed. I shot the echo.”
 
Twitter
Kool Karyn ☮️ 😎 Resister Since Day One 💙
@koolkaryn
My husband asked why I carried a gun around the house. I told him because of fear of CIA.
He Laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed….
I shot the Echo! 😳😳😳
2:25 AM · Apr 7, 2022
 
Twitter
Kiss My Grits Liberals✌️✌️
@Reversequestion
Joke of the day 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My wife asked why I carry a gun around the house. I told her: fear of CIA. She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Echo.
5:36 PM · Sep 21, 2022

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