A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from July 24, 2019
“My wife broke up with me because I’m a compulsive gambler…” (joke)

A joke about gambling was posted on Twitter by Nope, Can’t Think on November 18, 2014:
     
“My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back.”
   
“Girlfriend” sometimes replaces “wife.” “My girlfriend broke up with me because I’m a compulsive gambler and ever since, all I can think about…is how to win her back” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on March 14, 2018.
   
       
Twitter 
Nope, Can’t Think
@Joust_A_Minute
My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler.
All I can think about is how to win her back.
10:27 AM - 18 Nov 2014
 
29 November 2014, Fraser Coast Chronicle (Maryborough, Queensland), “Joke of the Day,” pg. 18:
My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back.
           
Twitter
Peer Gynt
@93Erlend
My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back. #Gambler
6:42 PM · Dec 12, 2014 · Twitter Web Client
 
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler.
All I can think about is how to win her back.
3:58 PM · Feb 18, 2016 · Twitter for Android
       
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler.
All I can think about is how to win her back.
4:09 PM · Jan 21, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone
 
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Pg. ?:
My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler.
All I can think about is how to win her back.
 
24 January 2018, The Herald (Glasgow, Scotland), “Heading here” by Susan Barr, pg. ?:
TODAY’S piece of sheer daftness comes from a Wishaw reader who emails: “My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler.
 
“All I can think about is how to win her back.”
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter March 9, 2018
My wife broke up with me yesterday because I’m a compulsive gambler and ever since, all I can think about is…
...how to win her back.
 
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter March 14, 2018
My girlfriend broke up with me because I’m a compulsive gambler and ever since, all I can think about…
...is how to win her back.
 
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/Bakedschwarzenbach July 23, 2019
My girlfriend broke up with me because I’m a compulsive gambler…
Ever since, all I can think about is how to win her back.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Wednesday, July 24, 2019 • Permalink


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