A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from January 20, 2023
“There’s a nudist convention in my town tomorrow. I might go if I’ve got nothing on”

“There is a nudist convention in town next week… I might go if I’ve got nothing on” was posted on Twitter by Jonny Beswick on December 6, 2013. “There’s a nudist convention in my town tomorrow….might go if I’ve got nothing on” was posted on Twitter by THe jok   Clare on December 7, 2013. Authorship of the joke is unknown.
     
“I might go if I’ve got nothing on” could mean that the speaker will go to the nudist convention if there’s nothing on the schedule—or if there are no clothes on.
 
       
Twitter
Jonny Beswick
@JB241987
“There is a nudist convention in town next week… I might go if I’ve got nothing on
7:28 AM · Dec 6, 2013
   
Twitter
Roxy Watson
@Roxy_Watson
There’s a nudist convention in Bournemouth this weekend. I might go if I’ve got nothing on.
12:55 PM · Dec 6, 2013
   
Twitter
Lewis Nicholls
@LewisJNicholls
There is a nudist convention in town next week… I might go if I’ve got nothing on
8:15 AM · Dec 7, 2013
   
Twitter
Clare
@xxClaredoodlexx
There’s a nudist convention in my town tomorrow….might go if I’ve got nothing on
3:02 PM · Dec 7, 2013
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Just seen that there’s a nudist convention on in town next week…
Might go if I’ve got nothing on.
12:52 PM · Jan 21, 2016
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/EndNorthP January 23, 2016
There’s a nudist convention in my town next weekend
I might go if I’ve got nothing on
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/HPB September 27, 2016
There’a a nudist convention at my local Town Hall this weekend.
I might go if I’ve got nothing on…
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/thewargingned May 27, 2018
There’s a nudist convention in my town tomorrow.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/tobias_drundridge November 23, 2018
Just heard there’s a nudists convention next week.
I might go if I’ve got nothing on.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/cotswoldboy October 4, 2019
There’s a nudist convention in our town next weekend.
I might go if I’ve got nothing on.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/1963Jan January 26, 2021
Just seen that there’s a nudist convention on in town next week….
...I might go if I’ve got nothing on
 
Reddit—ApparentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyber January 13, 2023
Just seen that theres a nudist convention on in town next week… Might go if Ive got nothing on.
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
There’s a nudist convention in my home town tomorrow. I might go if I’ve got nothing on.
6:14 PM · Jan 21, 2023

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