“Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars”

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Entry from April 19, 2018

“Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars”

A pun about chocolate was posted on the website Pun of the Day in March 2004:

“Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.”

Pun of the Day
Great One Liners of the Month - March 2004
Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.

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Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars (Pun of the Day)

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Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars. (Mike Bull)

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Charles White
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Replying to @goodnightdad
@chrisblake Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
6:47 PM - 24 Jul 2009

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Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
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Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars. #AbetAndAidPunstersDay #BadPuns #Money
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Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
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New York City • Banking/Finance/Insurance • Thursday, April 19, 2018 • Permalink

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