A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from June 28, 2020
“Two elves walk into a bar. A dwarf walks under it” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” An elf version is:
   
“Two elves walk into a bar. The dwarf laughs and walks under it.”
 
The joke was posted on Twitter by Brian Glenn (Yuri The Fox) on August 18, 2011.
   
“An elf walks into a bar. A dwarf laughs then walks under it” was posted on Twitter by Gandalf Greybeard on March 18, 2012.
     
“Dwarf” is replaced with “hobbit” in some versions of the joke.
 
     
Twitter
Brian Glenn (Yuri The Fox)
@RPGfan83
two elves walk into a bar the dwarf laughs and walks under it…lol what a very Takei joke (@georgetakei)
2:38 PM · Aug 18, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
rocks?
@rockmastermark
So a dwarf, an elf, and a human walk into a bar…..the human says ow, the elf dodges it, and the dwarf walks under it.
3:36 PM · Feb 13, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Gandalf Greybeard
@Evil_Gandalf
An elf walks into a bar. A dwarf laughs then walks under it. What? Not as dirty as the others? Droopy cocks.
9:07 AM · Mar 18, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Unofficial Internet Mom
@yummy_brain
Replying to @K_L_Armstrong
@K_L_Armstrong Two elves walk into a bar, the dwarf walks under it.
1:49 PM · Oct 14, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
PvPenny
@PvPenny
Replying to @ColonyFire
@ColonyFire @ColonySoldier Wait, wait! I have one! An elf walks into a bar. The dwarf laughs and walks under it. *Badum psh*
3:47 AM · Dec 31, 2012·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
‎allisa ||-// Sparkles
@rebelredpixie
An elf walks into a bar, the dwarf laughs and walks under it.
7:38 PM · Jan 14, 2013·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
steph
@ArthurWeaselbee
Two elves walked into a bar.
The dwarf laughs at them and then walks under it.
3:23 AM · Feb 12, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Lord Hunter
@Hunter_Savoy24
Two Elves walk into a bar. A Dwarf laughs and walks under it.
#MiddleEarthHumor
11:09 PM · Apr 5, 2014·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Bethany A. Jennings
@simmeringmind
An elf walks into a bar.  The dwarf laughs and walks under it.
5:04 PM · Oct 16, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
       
Reddit—DMDadJokes
Posted by u/HappyPenguinInc August 16, 2015
Two Elves walk into a bar.
The Dwarf laughs and walks under it.
 
Twitter
Autobot Kíli: Mother of Botbots
@jobot935
Replying to @hellobhav
@hellobhav an Elf walks into a bar
The Dwarf laughs and walks under it.
9:00 PM · Sep 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
     
Reddit—DMDadJokes
Posted by u/Adamrox12 May 27, 2018
An elf walks into a bar
A dwarf walks under it
 
Twitter
QT@Anon
@QTAnon1
Two elves walk into a bar
The dwarf laughs and walks under it
3:05 PM · May 20, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.
 
Twitter
T-RexStorm’s in a robot-dinosaur vibe™T-Rex
@ARCTIC_ST0RM
Okay so two elves walk into a bar
The dwarf laughs and walks under it
5:05 PM · Jun 18, 2020·Twitter for Android

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