A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 02, 2022
“Two slices of bread got married. The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast”

“If slices of bread got married, chaos might ensue at the wedding reception when the best man says, ‘i’d like to make a toast.’ #ScottBlick” was posted on Twitter by Allison Diaz on July 26, 2010. “Two slices of bread got married this week. It wasn’t much of a reception, except for the toast” was posted on Twitter by Bill Lagerquist on May 19, 2011. The joke is on the two different meanings of “toast.”
       
“Two slices of Bread got married. It was all going well until someone said ‘Let鈥檚 toast the Bride and Groom!!’” was posted on Twitter by Here at Last on October 2, 2019. “Two slices of bread got married, it was all going well until someone suggested they toast the bride and groom. #dadjokes” was posted on Twitter by 馃毃 覝饾暘鈩撪箑饾憭 釖庰潛葛潟b垈饾晵萎 馃毃 on October 3, 2020. “Two slices of bread got married. The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 15, 2022.
   
         
Twitter
Allison Diaz
@allisonxox
If slices of bread got married, chaos might ensue at the wedding reception when the best man says, “i’d like to make a toast.” #ScottBlick
9:10 PM 路 Jul 26, 2010路Twitter SMS
   
Twitter
Bill Lagerquist
@BillLagerquist
Two slices of bread got married this week. It wasn’t much of a reception, except for the toast.
7:50 PM 路 May 19, 2011路Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Steve Burton
@houstonmagician
Two pieces of bread got married. Let’s toast the happy couple.
1:51 PM 路 May 3, 2012路Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Here at Last
@DBentleyMiller
Two slices of Bread got married. It was all going well until someone said 鈥楲et鈥檚 toast the Bride and Groom!!鈥
10:49 AM 路 Oct 2, 2019路Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
馃毃 覝饾暘鈩撪箑饾憭 釖庰潛葛潟b垈饾晵萎 馃毃
@Lavish_Fixation
Two slices of bread got married, it was all going well until someone suggested they toast the bride and groom.
#dadjokes
9:55 AM 路 Oct 3, 2020路Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Don R. James
@DR_J52
Two slices of Bread got married, it was all going well until someone suggested they toast the Bride and Groom.
1:33 PM 路 Oct 3, 2020路Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Mike Adams
@DistractionMike
Two pieces of bread got married - it was loaf at first sight - they should worry about the best man’s toast…
7:17 AM 路 Sep 5, 2021路Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/LuvHandle May 15, 2022
Two slices of bread got married.
The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/hughdman
Two slices of bread got married.
The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
 
Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Two slices of bread got married.
Everything was going great until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
12:04 PM 路 Jul 2, 2022路Twitter for Android

Posted by Barry Popik
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