A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from March 05, 2020
“What date is also a command?”/“March fourth.”

A March 4th (“March fourth”/“march forth”) riddle is:
Q: What date is also a command?
A: March 4th.

The joke has been cited in print since at least 1993.
Google Books
Gotcha! What’s It?
Compiled by Zinita Fowler
Illustrated by Jack Fowler
Austin, TX: Panda Books
Pg. 39:
What date is a military command? (March 4th!)
Google Groups: alt.fan.mark-brian
Is This It For March?!?
Cindy Stephens
My birthday is on March 4.  I found it in a joke book once too.  Question:what date is also a command?  😊
Rob Hunt
A: March 4th (re: Q: what date is also a command). yeah, cheesy, I know… blame @docrevrob 😊 but I thought it was funny.
4:08 PM · Jan 30, 2011·Twitter Web Client
Dat Matt
What date is also a command?
March 4th.
8:50 PM · Mar 3, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
j bean
What date is also a command? MARCH 4TH. #punny
2:24 PM · Mar 4, 2012·Mobile Web
Kristin Harris
What date sounds like a military command? March 4th. Face with tears of joy
9:26 AM · Mar 4, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Nick Croston
What date gives a command?... March 4th. Get it? #credittomygrandpa
8:59 PM · Mar 4, 2013·Twitter for Android
Max Jimenez
What date is command to move forward
March 4th #jokeoftheday
10:05 AM · Feb 19, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Vickie MacFadden
What date is the only day of the year that is also a command? TODAY! March Fourth (March Forth—get it??!!)
7:21 PM · Mar 4, 2014·Hootsuite
Outrage du jour
Replying to @HGTomato
@HGTomato On March 4th. Joke: what date is also a command? March 4th.
12:14 PM · Feb 17, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Jay Gonzales
What date is a command ?
March 4th !
11:46 AM · Mar 4, 2019·Facebook

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