A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from November 27, 2021
“What do you call a vampire on sale?”/“Discount Dracula.”

Count Dracula (the title character of Bram Stoker’s 1897 gothic horror novel Dracula) has nothing to do with discounts, but there are jokes.
       
“The cheapest vampire? Dis-Count Dracula” was posted on Twitter by adam harrison on October 1, 2011. “What do you call a #cheap #dracula? -DisCount Dracula” was posted on Twitter by Vishal Hazare on October 2, 2011. “What do you call a cheap vampire? .......DISCOUNT DRACULA” was posted on Twitter by Dwayne on May 23, 2013. “What do you call a cheap vampire? Discount Dracula. #HeyOhhh” was posted on Twitter by Shaw on January 8, 2014.
     
“Q. What do you call a Dracula on a sale? A. disCount Dracula” was posted on Twitter by Pranav Sapra on October 23, 2012. “What do you call a vampire on sale? Discount Dracula” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 25, 2020. “What do you call a vampire on sale? Discount Dracula” was posted on Twitter by Vickie Roark on September 3, 2020. “What do you call a vampire on sale Discount Dracula” was posted on Twitter by 饾惞饾搧饾搰饾捑饾挾饾搩 on September 4, 2020.
   
“What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Discount” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 27, 2021. “What do you call a vampire who does his shopping on Black Friday? Dis-Count. #Dadjoke” was posted on Twitter by The Dad Joke Man later on November 27, 2021.
   
       
Wikipedia: Count Dracula 
Count Dracula (/藞dr忙kj蕣l蓹, -j蓹l蓹/) is the title character of Bram Stoker’s 1897 gothic horror novel Dracula. He is considered to be both the prototypical and the archetypal vampire in subsequent works of fiction. Some aspects of the character are believed to have been inspired by the 15th-century Wallachian Prince Vlad the Impaler, who was also known as Dracula, and by Sir Henry Irving, an actor for whom Stoker was a personal assistant.
 
One of Dracula’s most iconic powers is his ability to turn others into vampires by biting them and infecting them with the vampiric disease
   
Twitter
adam harrison
@acidadam
The cheapest vampire? Dis-Count Dracula.
2:25 PM 路 Oct 1, 2011路Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Vishal Hazare
@visualhazard
What do you call a #cheap #dracula? -DisCount Dracula
1:19 PM 路 Oct 2, 2011路Mobile Web
 
Twitter
jamonthirteen
@jamonthirteen
Q: What do you call a vampire who sells goods at cheap prices? A: Discount Dracula! #HalloweenJokes
7:26 PM 路 Oct 27, 2011路Favstar.FM
     
Twitter
Pranav Sapra
@pranavsapra
Q. What do you call a Dracula on a sale? A. disCount Dracula.
8:46 AM 路 Oct 23, 2012路Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
snailor_slugnick
@mayor_hutnick
What do you call a Jewish vampire? Discount Dracula
12:30 PM 路 Nov 4, 2012路Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Dwayne
@Dwayne_Artry
What do you call a cheap vampire? .......DISCOUNT DRACULA #DwaynesJokes
9:50 AM 路 May 23, 2013路Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Shaw
@RadioShawShaw
What do you call a cheap vampire? Discount Dracula. #HeyOhhh
5:12 PM 路 Jan 8, 2014路Twitter for BlackBerry庐
   
Twitter
Short Bloke Josh!
@ShortBlokeJosh
Q. What do you call a vampire who sells his services for up to 50% off recommended retail price?
A. DisCount Dracula..
#JoshJoke #LameJoke
6:38 PM 路 Jun 9, 2016路Facebook
   
Twitter
Radek
@gamebowski
What do you call a vampire who likes saving money? ... Discount Dracula!
3:38 PM 路 Aug 11, 2018路Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
juice munchy
@WONDERHOIjuice
What do you call a vampire at a second hand store
Discount Dracula
4:03 PM 路 Sep 12, 2018路Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Suppandi
@Suppandi
鈥淲hat do you call someone who dresses up in a cheap vampire costume?
Dis-count Dracula.鈥
1:30 AM 路 Dec 11, 2018路TweetDeck
 
Twitter
Epic
@EpicQuiet
Halloween joke follow…
What do you call a bargain basement vampire?
Discount Dracula.
8:15 PM 路 Oct 1, 2019路Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Heylookabooger May 25, 2020
What do you call a vampire on sale?
Discount Dracula.
     
Twitter
Batcat
@BatcatZA
What do you call Bram Stoker’s novel when it’s on sale?
Discount Dracula.
9:32 AM 路 Jul 25, 2020路Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
Vickie Roark
@seven4liberty
What do you call a vampire on sale?
Discount Dracula.
10:35 PM 路 Sep 3, 2020路Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter   
饾惞饾搧饾搰饾捑饾挾饾搩
@florian_karpo
Replying to @pix3lboy
What do you call a vampire on sale?
Discount Dracula.
5:28 AM 路 Sep 4, 2020路Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
饾槸饾槹饾樀饾槻饾樁饾槳饾樀饾槮饾槰饾槼饾槮饾樅饾槶饾槹
@notquitegreylo
Replying to @jeenonamit
What do you call a vampire on sale?
Discount Dracula.
(Wish I could be sorry about that one. I’m not.)
9:09 PM 路 Sep 29, 2020路Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
饾槦饾槩饾槸 饾様饾槩饾槼饾槫饾槮饾槶饾槶饾槮饾槾
@crookedfang
What do you call a vampire on sale?
Discount Dracula
2:55 PM 路 Oct 9, 2020路Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
luj谩n
@prettyykou
Replying to @chfkyu
What do you call a vampire on sale?
Discount Dracula.
10:26 PM 路 May 3, 2021路Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
John Collins
@HolyDalek
What do you call a cheap vampire?
Discount Dracula.
4:24 PM 路 Jun 29, 2021路Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
It’s Time!
@Qbenomics
Replying to @pennylane69420
What do you call a vampire that will only buy something if it’s on sale?
disCOUNT DRACULA
1:13 PM 路 Oct 24, 2021路Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
Connor McSpadden
@connormcspadden
Who鈥檚 the stingiest vampire?
Dis-Count Dracula!
#SpookyJokes4Kids
4:45 PM 路 Oct 26, 2021路Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Mr. Silverbutton
@MrSilverbutton
Replying to @BudgetCommander
What would you call a vampire on sale? A dis-Count Dracula
4:55 PM 路 Nov 9, 2021路Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/CapnFlam November 27, 2021
What do you call a coupon-using vampire?
Discount.
(My daughter just came up with that and is quite proud).
COMMENTS
navyson2001
They’re suckers for deals
 
Twitter
A Learner
@aryxn_ex
What do you call a coupon-using vampire?
Discount.
#lamejokes #jokes #vampire #Sales
3:17 PM 路 Nov 27, 2021路Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
What do you call a vampire who does his shopping on Black Friday?
Dis-Count.
#Dadjoke
3:47 PM 路 Nov 27, 2021路Twitter for iPhone

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