A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 13, 2020
“Why can you never trust a fruit over a vegetable?”/“Because they’re seedy.”

“Seedy” has a double meaning, and there are several food jokes.
 
“Why does your mom disapprove of sesame bagels? because they’re seedy” was posted on Twitter by arleigh on April 14, 2009. “Why can’t you trust an Everything Bagel? They’re pretty seedy!” was posted on Twitter by noah on April 17, 2020.
     
“I don’t trust these lemons. They’re seedy little bastards” was posted on Twitter by Zachary Sapato on July 7, 2010. “Why can’t you trust a lemon?? because they’re seedy!!!  #badjokes” was posted on Twitter by ayn rand hate account on May 24, 2014.
 
“You can’t trust a watermelon…they’re seedy” was posted on Twitter by 50L3NT2 on August 9, 2012. “Why shouldn’t you go into #business with a watermelon?... They’re seedy” was posted on Twitter by Funny Teacher on June 28, 2019. “Why shouldn’t you trust watermelons? They’re seedy” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 12, 2019.
   
“Why can you never trust a fruit over a vegetable? Because they’re seedy” was posted on Reddit—Jokes, probably in July 2019. “Q: Why can you never trust a fruit over a vegetable? A: Because they’re seedy” was posted on Twitter by Rodney Glassman on August 22, 2019.
 
   
Twitter
arleigh
@arleigh
why does your mom disapprove of sesame bagels? because they’re seedy.
4:39 PM · Apr 14, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Zachary Sapato
@ZSapato
I don’t trust these lemons. They’re seedy little bastards.
9:23 PM · Jul 7, 2010·Twitter SMS
 
Twitter
50L3NT2
@turbuL3NT2
@annoyingorange
You can’t trust a watermelon…they’re seedy.
2:25 PM · Aug 9, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
JK
@JessTheMesssss
Lemons are seedy AF Lemon
11:19 PM · Apr 10, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Hannah
@hannahkate_23
I don’t trust the lemons they’re too seedy #Punshline
10:27 PM · Jul 2, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
ayn rand hate account
@shutupsylvia
Why can’t you trust a lemon??
because they’re seedy!!!  #badjokes
11:27 AM · May 24, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Jason
@damnitjason
I don’t trust lemons. They’re too seedy for me.
3:57 PM · Jul 8, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Courtney Jones
@DktrJones
Why should you avoid plant bars?
...they’re seedy.
2:59 PM · Nov 29, 2017·Facebook
   
Twitter
The mountain hermit
@SarahLovesHAM
*using electric juicer, seeds shoot out from machine*
Man, these lemons are dangerous, they’re very seedy!
11:32 AM · Dec 27, 2017·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
WILL I.R.
@willtermine
this town is so shady,even the lemons are seedy
6:13 AM · May 15, 2018·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
hfxgirl
@hfxgirl
“This here is the seedy part of town” I giggle to myself, while squeezing lemons.
5:48 PM · Apr 23, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Funny Teacher
@SchoolJokesK_12
Why shouldn’t you go into #business with a watermelon?... They’re seedy. https://bit.ly/2NjCcZM
#watermelons #Summer #startups
4:21 PM · Jun 28, 2019·Twitter Web Client
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/cambookpro (Probably July 2019.—ed.)
Why can you never trust a fruit over a vegetable?
because they’re seedy.
 
Twitter
Rodney Glassman
@rodneyglassman
A criminal justice word of warning:
Q: Why can you never trust a fruit over a vegetable?
A: Because they’re seedy.
10:58 AM · Aug 22, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
         
Facebook
Double Up Food Bucks Heartland
September 6, 2019 · Shared with Public
Why can you never trust a fruit over a vegetable?
Because they’re seedy!
#TGIF #FridayFunnies #FruitsandVeggies
 
Twitter
gabbie
@ewwits_gabbie
Replying to @SeaveyDaniel
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon? They’re seedy.
6:15 PM · Oct 3, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
♡ moved acc!
@julsxiu
Replying to @chanikookie
the fruit wrote a whole joke, as bad as yours
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
They’re seedy.
4:33 PM · Jan 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
noah
@realqueerphoria
Replying to @LilahSturges
Why can’t you trust an Everything Bagel? They’re pretty seedy!
12:28 PM · Apr 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/RemeberToDrinkWater July 12, 2020
Why shouldn’t you trust watermelons
They’re seedy

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, July 13, 2020 • Permalink


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