A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from April 26, 2020
“Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?” (joke)

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. A marital joke combined with a coronavirus joke was posted by Michael Nichols (and others) on Facebook  on April 25, 2020:
     
“Wife: did I get fat during quarantine
Husband: well you never was skinny ,
Time of death 4/25/20 11:30 am
Cause of death Corona virus”

   
     
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
         
Facebook 
Michael Nichols
April 25, 2020 ·
Wife: did I get fat during quarantine
Husband: well you never was skinny ,
Time of death 4/25/20
11:30 am cause of death
Corona virus
 
Facebook 
Bobby Stoner
April 25, 2020
Cousin’s Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?
Cousin: You were never really skinny.
Time of Death: 4/25/20, 2:42PM
Cause of death: Corona Virus
 
Facebook 
Jolie On
April 25, 2020 ·
Wife: Did I get fat during Quarantine?
Husband: you were never really skinny! 🤷‍♀️
Time of death 4/25/2020-3:40pm
cause of death: Corona virus 🦠 🥴🥴🥴
 
Facebook   
Tina M. Keene is with Steve Keene.
April 25, 2020 ·
Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?😕
Husband: You were never really skinny!🧐
Time of Death 4/25/20. 5:01 pm
Cause of death: corona virus 🤷‍♀️
 
Twitter 
Barbie does tw!tters
@MSMBarbie
Wife: Did I get fat during Quaratine?   
Husband: you were never really
skinny!
Time of death: 26/04/2020.
Cause of death: Corona virus.
7:05 PM · Apr 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter 
Sean USMC SDI
@USMCSDI
Wife:  Did I get fat during quarantine?
Husband:  Well you were never really skinny
Time of death: 4/25/2020 @ 7:15 pm
Cause of Death:  Coronavirus
7:12 PM · Apr 25, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/bolts42 April 25, 2020
Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?
Husband: You were never really that skinny
Time of death: 26/4/20 11:31am
Cause of death: Corona virus.

Posted by Barry Popik
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