“Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning” is a one-line saying that is usually work-related. The saying was posted on Twitter by Men’s Humor on April 9, 2013.
“Never trust anyone who smiles before their first cup of coffee” and “Never trust anyone who smiles on a Monday” are similar sayings.
Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
7:30 AM - 9 Apr 2013
Twitter
Kate
@kateness20
”@MensHumor: Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.” True story
7:31 AM - 9 Apr 2013
Funny Status
Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
April 9, 2013 Life Status Updates
Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
Twitter
Jordan Michael Lopez
@HateMeHarder
Never trust anyone that smiles this early in the morning
11:54 AM - 11 Apr 2013
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
11:04 AM - 31 Mar 2014
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
7:02 AM - 6 Oct 2017
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
12:30 PM - 13 Feb 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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