A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 24, 2020
“I cried when my dad chopped Onions. Onions was a good dog”

Many people cry when they chop up onions, and this is the subject of a popular dark joke. “When I cut up onions, it always makes me cry. He was a good dog and will be missed” was posted on Twitter by Mark Gavin on July 14, 2011. “I cried the other day while i was chopping onions. onions was such a good dog” was posted on Twitter by Sam Gelfand on September 4, 2011.
 
“I made chili con carne from Scratch. I’ll miss Scratch. He was a good dog” and “My kids threw up when I told them I’d put Ginger in the curry. They really loved that cat” are similar jokes on pet names. This joke was told during the 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak: “The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them ‘Scraps’. They started crying. Spoiled brats, it’s really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying. And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.”
     
   
Twitter
Mark Gavin
@markgavin19
When I cut up onions, it always makes me cry. He was a good dog and will be missed.
2:07 AM · Jul 14, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
     
Twitter
Sam Gelfand
@LeotardoDaVinci
I cried the other day while i was chopping onions. onions was such a good dog
5:36 PM · Sep 4, 2011·Mobile Web
 
Twitter
Shaun Seaman
@entionDeficit
Chopping up Onions and crying. Onions was such a good dog.
11:34 AM · Nov 22, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
DRUNK SEVENTH GRADE
@drunkjunior
I remember as a kid walking in the kitchen and watching daddy cut onions. I started to cry.
I miss onions. He was a good dog.
2:09 PM · Oct 23, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
KSG
@HalloweenBaeb
Oh my RT @seanyyyx: One time i cried as my dad chopped onions for his sandwich. I miss onions, she was a good dog.
7:24 AM · Jun 1, 2014·TweetDeck
 
Twitter
Calfreezy
@Calfreezy
I cried when my Dad chopped Onions. Onions was a good dog. I miss him
9:47 PM · Oct 7, 2014·Twitter Web Client
     
Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/ldbc12 May 14, 2015
I used to cry when my dad chopped onions.
I miss onions. He was a good dog.
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted byu/[deleted] August 21, 2015
I cried while my dad was chopping up Onions.
I miss Onions, she was a good dog.
 
Twitter
Kacz
@kacz
I cried when my dad chopped up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
11:44 AM · Dec 8, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/guapstein August 7, 2017
I saw my dad chopping up onions today and I cried
Onions was a good dog
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Fourt-Nuyt April 27, 2019
I saw my wife cutting onions today and I started crying.
Onions was a good dog.
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Peachiverse October 16, 2019
I used to cry when my dad cut onions
Onions was a good dog, I miss him dearly
 
Reddit—DarkJoke
Posted by u/Cash4meme February 1, 2020
I cried when my dad chopped onions
Onions was a good dog

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