A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from August 26, 2021
“I’d like to buy a ham and cheese baguette with pickles.”/“Sorry, we only take cash or card.”

A deli joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 11, 2012:
     
“So I said to the woman at the deli, ‘I’d like to buy a ham and cheese baguette with pickles.’ She said “Sorry, we only take cash or card.’”
   
“Hi, I’d like to buy a cookie with chocolate chips.”/“Sorry, we only accept cash,” “I tried to buy a hot dog with ketchup, but the vendor would only accept cash” and “I went to a deli and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese…‘“ are similar jokes.
 
“I tried paying taxes with a smile, but the IRS wanted cash” is a similar saying.
         
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/sewerfr0g August 11, 2021
So I said to the woman at the deli “I’d like to buy a ham and cheese baguette with pickles”
She said “Sorry, we only take cash or card.”
   
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
So I said to the woman at the deli “I’d like to buy a ham and cheese baguette with pickles”
She said “Sorry, we only take cash or card.”
3:15 PM · Aug 11, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Dad Jokes! Man
@dadgivesjokes
So I said to the woman at the deli “I’d like to buy a ham and cheese baguette with pickles”
She said “Sorry, we only take cash or card.”
3:04 PM · Aug 12, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
LaffGaff
Sandwich Buyer
August 13, 2021 by laffgaff
I said to the woman at the deli, “I’d like to buy a ham and cheese baguette with pickles.”
She said, “Sorry, we only take cash or card.”
 
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mariana Z
@mariana057
Said to this girl at the Deli, “I’d like to buy a ham & cheese baguette with pickles.”
She said “Sorry, we only take cash or card”
11:52 AM · Aug 18, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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