A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 19, 2017
“I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it”

Is chicken salad made “of” a chicken or made “for” a chicken? A joke is:
 
“I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.”
 
The joke was posted on Twitter on January 7, 2011.
   
Similar jokes include “Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t. It shits on the floor,” “I bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn’t happy about it,” “I made some fish tacos last night. But they just ignored them and swam away,” “I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say ‘thank you’!” and “Last night I made a lamb curry, but apparently they prefer grass.”
   
       
Twitter
Laura Williams‏
@drummerlaura
I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
6:13 PM - 7 Jan 2011
 
Twitter
Shelf Side Spurs‏
@adypearson
I made a chicken salad today.
Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
6:17 PM - 7 Jan 2011
 
Twitter
Dave Roberts‏
@hi_robb
I made a chicken salad today.  Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
6:38 PM - 7 Jan 2011
   
23 January 2011, Sunday Tribune (Durban, South Africa), “Twit of the Week,” pg. 16:
I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
 
Twitter
Not Will Ferrell‏
@itsWillyFerrell
I made a chicken salad today… The little bastard didn’t even eat it.
11:30 PM - 15 Nov 2013
 
Facebook
Cop Humour Australia
May 1, 2014 ·
I made a chicken salad today.
Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
 
FASAB (Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy)
I Made A Chicken Salad Today. It Didn’t Even Eat It.
June 4, 2015
 
Reddit—Jokes
I made a chicken salad this morning.
submitted May 18, 2017 by ilikechefboyardee
Stupid thing didn’t even eat it.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, May 19, 2017 • Permalink


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